Keep smiling Martha...Scott Brown has NO CHANCE!
Today the Boston Globe trumpets poll results that show Martha Coakley is up by 15 points on Scott Brown. Let’s hope that lots of Democrats read the banner headline and conclude there is no reason to go to the polls. That’s right – no reason! Stay home! The Coakley juggernaut cannot be stopped!
Of course a Rasmussen poll from last week had it a lot closer – which set off a round of screaming about how Rasmussen was in the bag for the Republicans (despite the fact that Rassmusen has been very accurate on many election results, including calling it for Obama in the last presidential race.) DEMOCRATS: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE RASMUSSEN POLL!! HE’S IN THE BAG!
True, Scott Brown has very little chance in a state where there are a million more registered Democrats than Republicans. But I’m holding on to this smidgen of hope like a lottery ticket before the number is announced. We all need a little hope. Every day brings more depressing news: a disaster of a healthcare bill is about to be dragged over the finish line by the combined efforts of the three stooges – Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and our Dear Leader. Cap and Trade is waiting in the wings to further wreck what is left of our economy. People wearing explosive-laden underpants are read their Miranda rights, provided with public defenders and given a back rub.
So, to all my Democrat friends, I REPEAT – there is nothing here to be concerned with here. Those polls showing that most Americans have lost confidence in ability of Democrats to fix healthcare or our economy…NOT CREDIBLE! Those polls showing the number of people who feel Republicans would do a better job at, oh, just about anything, PAY NO ATTENTION. Polls, schmoles. It’s just a Fox News conspiracy.
Martha and her thin lips and annoying voice are poised for victory!
